I hereby declare.....

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 07/26/2014 at 20:14 • Filed to: DONK

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North Carolina the donk capital of the world. Like really. I was there for all of half an hour, and saw three donks.

I was floating around the (Further) south this week visiting family, and scoping out some job opportunities.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680 07/26/2014 at 20:18

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I hate Donks as much as I hate stanced and slammed cars; and Town&Country's. They're all caravans to me.

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > jkm7680 07/26/2014 at 20:18

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PS9 > jkm7680 07/26/2014 at 20:18

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Today's oppo challenge; Get a job making donks while retaining your sanity and dignity.

(Note; Benjamin Rolland is not eligible for this challenge.)

Big Bubba Ray > jkm7680 07/26/2014 at 20:20

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South Carolina is just as bad! I took this when I was there in March.

Bad Idea Hat > jkm7680 07/26/2014 at 20:22

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November 5, 1955

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > PS9 07/26/2014 at 20:32

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Because he has lost his sanity long ago.

jkm7680 > Bad Idea Hat 07/26/2014 at 20:52

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Huehuehue, Back to the Future reference.

jkm7680 > NotUnlessRoundIsFunny 07/26/2014 at 20:52

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Haha, I'm thinking that NC and SC have more donks than Oakland. It's just a thing down there.

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > jkm7680 07/26/2014 at 20:55

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I'm thinking that NC and SC have more donks than Oakland.

If so, that's some serious Donk Density.

(Dixie Donk Density? Too much? Sorry...)

jkm7680 > NotUnlessRoundIsFunny 07/26/2014 at 21:06

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Lol, It seems to be a major style down there. Just imagine ricers, being replaced by donks. This is the byproduct.

Devilishprune > jkm7680 07/26/2014 at 21:43

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I can attest to this. But now I see way more Camaro and mustang donks than I see crown Vic donks. There used to be a totally sweet Dora the explorer one that was purple and on the back said "haters no swiping".

jkm7680 > Devilishprune 07/26/2014 at 22:26

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I swiped anyways.

One was purple, one was green, one was yellow. If I were going to have to choose one, it would be the yellow one. Because Ford LTD.

Hi there > jkm7680 07/27/2014 at 12:10

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There are quite a few GM B bodies, Ford Crown Vic's and LTDs with 20-32" rims in the blacker parts of Little Rock, AR. They were substantially more pervasive before Cash for Clunkers but that improved the ratio of decent ones to horrible ones to a less egregiously bad ratio. Also, regarding LTDs; if you can ever obtain one in decent shape for not much $ then buy it and stuff a built windsor in it with a t56 or a slushbox of your choosing, some kind of less floaty suspension, crazy brakes, different wheels and very sticky rubber before proceeding to hoon the shit out of it and then post images and video on oppo. thanks.

treesmakewater > Big Bubba Ray 07/27/2014 at 13:24

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if you go to gloverville (a very small town) you will see at least 4.

jkm7680 > Hi there 07/27/2014 at 14:13

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Haha, my lack of funds for hooning projects is pretty low. Sadly.